1 . Why did the JavaScript developer go broke? Because he lost his cache .
2 . The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take.
3. It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
4 . The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.
5 . Java is to JavaScript what car is to carpet.
6 . Why do JavaScript developers prefer dark mode?
Because they like to console.log in the dark.
7 . Why do JavaScript programmers prefer functional programming?
Because they don't like classical music.
8 . I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
9 . If you think technology can solve your problems,
then you don't understand technology.
10 . There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary,
and those who don't.
11 . Knock, knock. Who's there? Java. Java who? JavaScript.
12 . Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
13 . Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
14 . Why did the developer go broke? Because
he couldn't find an open-source business model.
15 . Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because
light attracts bugs.
16 . Why do JavaScript developers prefer coffee? Because
they don't like Java.
17 . I have a joke about an infinite loop, but I'm afraid
it will never end.
18 . Why do programmers prefer iOS development? Because
they don't like using Android.
19 . Why do JavaScript developers always get lost? Because
they can't find their way through the callback hell.
20 . Why did the developer go broke? Because he
spent all his cache on JavaScript frameworks.
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