JavaScript Jokes and Code Quotes
1, Any fool can write code that a computer can understand.
Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
2. JavaScript is the duct tape of the internet.
3 . Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie
where you are also the murderer.
4. In JavaScript, there is a beautiful, elegant, highly expressive language
that is buried under a steaming pile of good intentions and blunders.
5 . If debugging is the process of removing software bugs,
then programming must be the process of putting them in.
6 . The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong,
you are only off by a bit.
7 . JavaScript is the assembly language of the web.
8 . Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code
will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
9 . There are only two hard things in computer science:
cache invalidation and naming things.
10 . I'm not a great programmer;
I'm just a good programmer with great habits.
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